Index Page Chapter 21: Tuxedoed Turdburglars and the Truth About Sex Chapter 20: Please, Lord, Don’t Let Me Die Of Pizzle Rot Chapter 19: I’m a Walking Dumpster Fire (including a bonus recipe for something with an inappropriate amount of cayenne pepper) Chapter 18: Forget my Whipped Cream and I’ll Burn You Down How to Keep Your Spaghetti from Getting Western (and a Recipe for Elden’s One Pot Cajun Chicken Alfredo) Chapter 17: Five Myths About Gypsies that are Actually True About Custom Harvesters Chapter 16: Herefords and Hoohas Chapter 15: Hard-Won Farm Tips from Jane Deere Chapter 14: Google Maps, “Mouse” Traps, and Other Lies I Heard This Week Chapter 13: When the Cat’s Away, the Mice Will Have to be Disposed of with a Long-Handled Rake and a Blow Torch Chapter 12: Confessions of an Impostor…and a Tribute to My Friends Who Love Me Anyway Chapter 11: My Guardian Angel is More Butch than Yours (and a recipe for Molly’s Burning Bush) Chapter 10: True Love and Vermin Chapter 9: The Pioneer Chapter 8: Hi, My Name is Molly, and I’m a Cattle Snuggler Chapter 7: The Mollinator Chapter 6: Howdy, Neighbor! Chapter 5: No REAL Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Episode Chapter 4: Denise Chapter 3: The Elephant in the Room Chapter 2: I’m Running Away With the Circus Chapter 1: Go East a Ways Recipes HarvestHer Journal Bits Share this:TwitterFacebook