Index

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Chapter 21:  Tuxedoed Turdburglars and the Truth About Sex

Chapter 20:  Please, Lord, Don’t Let Me Die Of Pizzle Rot

Chapter 19:  I’m a Walking Dumpster Fire (including a bonus recipe for something with an inappropriate amount of cayenne pepper)

Chapter 18:  Forget my Whipped Cream and I’ll Burn You Down

How to Keep Your Spaghetti from Getting Western (and a Recipe for Elden’s One Pot Cajun Chicken Alfredo)

Chapter 17: Five Myths About Gypsies that are Actually True About Custom Harvesters

Chapter 16:  Herefords and Hoohas

Chapter 15:  Hard-Won Farm Tips from Jane Deere

Chapter 14:  Google Maps, “Mouse” Traps, and Other Lies I Heard This Week

Chapter 13:  When the Cat’s Away, the Mice Will Have to be Disposed of with a Long-Handled Rake and a Blow Torch

Chapter 12:  Confessions of an Impostor…and a Tribute to My Friends Who Love Me Anyway 

Chapter 11:  My Guardian Angel is More Butch than Yours (and a recipe for Molly’s Burning Bush)

Chapter 10:  True Love and Vermin

Chapter 9:  The Pioneer

Chapter 8:  Hi, My Name is Molly, and I’m a Cattle Snuggler

Chapter 7:  The Mollinator

Chapter 6:  Howdy, Neighbor!

Chapter 5: No REAL Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Episode

Chapter 4:  Denise

Chapter 3: The Elephant in the Room

Chapter 2:  I’m Running Away With the Circus

Chapter 1:  Go East a Ways

Recipes

HarvestHer Journal Bits

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